Toilet (And Other) Tales From The GoodNCrazy

2008 October 3

Does this ever happen to you…?

It starts out like this:

FIRST. You have to pee.

I mean you REALLY have to pee! And when you get there…erm…there’s Cleanser in the Toilet!

Crap. You think. (No not literally)

Hubby put it in there and then LEFT! And then while cleaning it out, you remember (Oh yeah)? You told hubby to dump some Ajax in before he left for work.

And he did, (what a good guy) But you end up nearly peeing your pants while you clean it, first!

And then.

You get in the shower and you turn on the nozzle and you realize, doh! Set to hubby’s height. Which is perfect for him and perfect to SPRAY you in the face!

And then.

After. Realize. DIDN’T bring in your towel! Have to drip all the way to the closet to get it.

*Wow, this is Gonna be a great day.*


Trying to send an email via cell phone to a friend.

I typed:

Email me your dang phone number!”

Cell phone typed:

“Email me your Fang phone number! ”
(She is all that with Stephanie Meyers you know?)

OR

Trying to reply to a blog comment via cell phone:

“Hey where are you, I can’t find your blog?”

Cell phone typed:

“Hey where are you, I can’t Dung your blog?”
(Some sort of online practical joke it must think?)


I was making school lunches for the older girls. TK (he’s 4) wanted one too, but I didn’t have a lunch box for him. And with the move I can’t find random crap, (LIKE SMALL BROWN PAPER BAGS!) I just threw a sandwich in a hand me down lunch box from the girls.

He was SO mad! It was PINK! He knocked it out of my hands! I was sorta taken aback at his violence. He looks at me with these puppy dog eyes and in a sing song voice says,
“Mom, what if they say…–you’re a gir-irl, you’re a gir-irl, you’re a gir-irl!?”

Who I wondered? It’s just me and him at home?


TK after eating his lunch:

“I’m FULL of it!”
Mom: You ARE full of it!
TK: I’m full of my noodles!

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Okay… Srsly? AM I THE ONLY one who cleans first and asks questions later…?

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23 Responses
  1. Jay @halftime lessons permalink
    October 3, 2008

    We both refuse to clean the toilets. I have no frame of reference here.;-)J

    • March 28, 2011

      Oh. Somehow this just does not suprise me!! 🙂

  2. Wep permalink
    October 3, 2008

    MY husband does that too…without being prompted. He is a great cleaner, and I can totally tell when he’s cleaned.The dishes are clean and on the counter…for days.The vacuum cleaner is in the middle of the room…for days.The toilet water is blue 😛

  3. Kristina P. permalink
    October 3, 2008

    I would have just peed in it anyway.

  4. Jenni Jiggety permalink
    October 3, 2008

    I would have just peed in the cleaner! Can you do that? I am pretty sure I have…

  5. georgie permalink
    October 3, 2008

    good thing you cleaned the ajax first cuz i am pretty sure your pee may have had a chemical reaction with the ajax…i dont know this for sure-but it was good you aired on the side of caution…I was crackin up with the I can’t dung your blog! and email me your Fang phone number

  6. angie permalink
    October 3, 2008

    Why didn’t you just pee and then put cleaner in it again? Is your day ending well?

  7. Robin permalink
    October 3, 2008

    So glad I’m not the only one who would have peed anyway! Chemical reactions be damned! When you gotta go… well, you know.

  8. KatieZ permalink
    October 3, 2008

    Well I can see the crazy, but where is the good in any of that stuff. LOL very funny day for you!

  9. Mikki permalink
    October 3, 2008

    Funny stuff. I hate it when there’s cleaner in the toilet when I have to go, I usually just flush it though, and then re-do it later. Love the convo with your little one. Too funny. I tell my kids they’e full of it all the time. Also, my Haley will say “I need help” and our response is usually “yeah, you need lots of help!” –probably not good huh’?

  10. Straight to Your Hart permalink
    October 3, 2008

    Well that just goes along quite nicely with the Poo..book..dung,toilets lol..My daughter has traumatized my nephew by calling him a “GIRL” because he has quite a head of hair..he’s 25..Bully!!Love the Crazy..turn out good???

  11. Your Pal Pinki permalink
    October 3, 2008

    The first glance at the line “I was making lunches” I read as “I was smoking lunches”…whoops…I would have peed in the cleaner.

  12. Jaime permalink
    October 3, 2008

    So you had a good day, then?…You crack me up!:)

  13. Deb permalink
    October 3, 2008

    the towel thing is the worst… i hate having to drip my way to the linen closet. to avoid that, i have had to dry myself with a washcloth before. so unsatisfying.

  14. Jill permalink
    October 3, 2008

    I have a kid who LOVES to clean toilets, so he takes care of that around here.I would have peed in the cleaner, or run to a different bathroom.I’m constantly reminding my kids to take a towel into the bathroom when they shower, because I’m sick of having to go and hunt one down for them.

  15. Megryansmom permalink
    October 3, 2008

    Good morning, I’ve left a little sumtin special on my blog for you.

  16. Linda S permalink
    October 3, 2008

    when you gotta pee, you gotta pee! and yes, I’ve sent some interesting words, but that’s what the bberry said to say…it’s way smarter that me!

  17. Jyl @ MommyGossip permalink
    October 3, 2008

    This is funny! You should have sent them “as is.” I would have returned your call sooner. JK!

  18. I am Arizona; a person, not a place. permalink
    October 4, 2008

    I totally would’ve peed on the ajax, too.

  19. October 6, 2008

    Yes, I have done that! I just pee in the cleaner really fast and flush.I remember to get my towel 50% of the time.

  20. Lula! permalink
    October 7, 2008

    Huh-larious…I laughed so hard at this. Especially the peeing part. Yeah, I went there.

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